I should have known Mom was up to something when she came home from the stores and was trying to lure me over with treaties while holding one hand behind her back.
No I'm not trying out for a part in a broadway show, this is my Halloween costume. What happened to the Underdog costume I picked out???
Do I look like a horse? Although I feel like the back of one. As you can see my weakness for treats is my downfall.
Mom keeps asking me how old is Daddy. What am I supposed to do wag my tail for each year? This is just not right. I have to wear this and give away perfectly good treats to human pups that come knock on our door.
I tried running around the house to get little Sir Lancelot off my back and all he does is bob back and forth waving his sword. Mom and Dad were laughing so hard they were crying.
I don't even like hay.
20 hours ago