Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Grounded

Well this morning started out like any other typical weekday morning. Mom gave me my breakfast and Dad took me for my morning walk. While Dad was walking me I somehow managed to slip out of my harness. You can imagine my surprise when I saw Dad holding both ends of the leash. I was FREEEEEEE.

Dad told me to sit and stay which I did right up until he was 6 inches from me then it was time to play catch me if you can. Dad yelled at me but I just thought it was the funniest thing. The more I refused to listen and run away the angrier Dad became. I ran around the corner onto the next block. I would let Dad come over while I taunted him with my butt up in the air and my wagging tail and then I would run away. When Dad finally caught me he snapped the leash on me and hauled me off to home.

Dad was now late for work which made matters worse. He deposited me home and off to work he went. I didn't even get my usual good girl treaty before he left, hmmf.

I don't feel I got my due process. No jury of my peers, no lawyer, just a sentence handed down... GUILTY.







I should call my human sister Melissa, she's a lawyer, although she's watched me so she might side with Dad. I will have to wait till the parole board (Mom) comes home to spring me. Wish me luck.

Luna-tic

5 comments:

Asta said...

Oh Luna
I suwe hope the pawole boawd has mewcy on you..I would have ddone the same thing and I bet so would evewy othew wiwe we know..but my pawents awe weally scawed of me wunning off and getting huwt,so that's pwobably why you'we in jail now. Want me to bwing you a cake with a file in it??
hope you get spwung soon, if not let me know!
smoochie kisses
Asta

Maggie & Mitch said...

Luna,
You lived my mom's worse nightmare! We're so glad you're okay! My mom would have picked you up and hugged you to death but my mom isn't your mom! If you need my mom to talk to your mom, just let me know, okay?

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Jackson said...

Hey Luna, just glad to hear that you're OK! J x

Agatha and Archie said...

Whew that is PL2's biggest fear too!! But I agree with you,unfair.We think you need to find a good WFT lawyer who will be on your side!! Love A+A

William Tell said...

Luna, I've done the same thing a few times. Mom says she doesn't know whether to hug me, or squeeze me til my head pops off when I do things like that. I just can't help myself, though!

William Tell