Here is another one of my summer adventures.
I was soundfully sleeping on our sailboat one day when I was awoken by strange noises under the boat.
I had to go investigate...
There were bubbles all around the boat...
Then it appeared.
What was under our boat?
Was it the Loch Ness Monster?
Our was it the Creature From The Black Lagoon?
There it is again.
What is that?
It's a Sea Monster!
I barked at it to scare it away.
I barked some more but it would not go away! It swam around taunting me.
I decided to jump in and capture the Sea Monster. So I donned my life jacket and in I went.
I just need to get my lead around it and it's mine.
This Sea Monster is a slippery one.
I pulled him back to the boat and did he put up a good fight.
Well I hauled his soggy butt up onto the dink and to my surprise it was not a Sea Monster... It was my Uncle Ted.
Did I feel silly. Here I had visions of being famous for capturing a real live Sea Monster. I could've been on Animal Planet, Leno, Letterman.
Of course I had to give my Uncle Ted a big smoochie.
I love my Uncle Ted. He calls me "Puppy Power", turns me into a lunatic.
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