I have been away so long I don't know whether I should wish everyone a Happy New Year or wish you a Happy Valentines day. Which one is closer?
Winter is so boring. I don't know what came over me the other day but I destroyed one of my Christmas presents that Santa Paws brought me. I ripped off the reindeers little antlers, his hat and totally de-stuffed him. Lets just say I've had a lot of fiber in my diet.
When Dad discovered the carnage he came over and questioned me. "What reindeer"? "Dad that is just awful". "Who could have done such a terrible thing"? "Hmmm" he said.
Dads new favorite show is that dog whisperer guy with the roller skates. Pffff... yea Dad you go right on believing your the pack leader. The only one training people here is me and I don't whisper. Talk to you soon.
20 hours ago