A Christmas Card Vote

One night Mom and Dad were trying to decide what Christmas cards to send to people. Because Mom and Dad don't always see eye to eye, I was trying to help them pick out the pawfect card.
















I will not say which one Mom or Dad picked, so I'm putting it out to my fans for a vote.


The first one is "Peace on Earth". A beautiful sailboat sailing on the bay with a bridge in the background.











The second card is "All is Calm", three sailboats peacefully at anchor.

Well there you have it, cast your votes so I can start licking envelopes.

Luna-tic.

Squash Thief

Well as I mentioned in my previous post. Mom went away on a cruise and I found all kinds of trouble to get into. Dad knew I was up to no good when I showed up in the bedroom with this in my mouth.

Dad went to investigate to see where I acquired this treat.






Well I couldn't help but return to the scene of the crime. Dad was not pleased, but squash is sure yummy. I lucked out I didn't wind up in jail again.


On Wednesday Dad took me to Laguardia Airport to pickup Mom and my human sister Melissa. Asta Urbanista would have been proud. There were all kinds of buses, cars, honking horns and loud noises overhead. It didn't even phase me. There were so many people I didn't know which one to let pet me first. I wanted to lick everyone I could reach.


Dad scooped me up and took me into the terminal. Imagine my surprise and excitement when I saw Mom and Melissa. I nearly licked the tan off Mommy's face.

Well I hope everyone had a Happy Turkey Day.

Gotta run...

Looney-tunes

Mommy's Cruise

For a couple of days Mom was taking out all kinds of cloths and had them on the bed and hanging everywhere. My mom was getting ready for her cruise with GG (Grandma Ginny). She finally picked out what she wanted and packed them into her suit case.








I decided to inspect her packing job. Hmm there's something in here that doesn't smell like suntan lotion...






Could there be some yummy snacks in here somewhere? You think I'm going to let those airport security hounds get these yummy treats???

NOT!!!

Wait till Mom opens her luggage and finds her snacks missing. Hehehe...

PS: Even after I lightened Moms load her suit case was still 7lbs over weight.

Halloween Doggie Parade

Today Mom and Dad took me into town to walk in the doggie parade.

Mom was holding me up, I heard there were treats at the end of this parade. There were lots of other dogs there. There was all kinds of but sniffing, some dog licking, and a couple of growling & snapping incidents by the anti-social types.









You can see how well my anti-pull harness works. Dad kept asking Mom who's walking who?






I had to stop and checkout a new friend.











Common Mom lets pickup the pace, they said there were treaties at the end of this thing!!!





I gave little Sir Lancelot quite a ride, the little guy almost fell off.




They had treats for us when we got back. Dad got the last one that was left for me. I made another friend at the end of the parade, she was a fairy princess.



Well thats it for now, gotta run.

Looney-tunes

I've Been Paroled

I've been let off with time for good behavior. Tonight was pizza night. I like pizza, I was able to mooch some off of the parole board (Mom), yum meatballs with garlic. Whew.... you should smell my breath.

Here I am playing with my Moo Cow. I have another one that I unstuffed that I call Cow Hide.







After dinner I cuddled up with Mom and a bone and watched some TV.







They cannot resist my wirey ways.

Love to all,

Looney-tunes

Grounded

Well this morning started out like any other typical weekday morning. Mom gave me my breakfast and Dad took me for my morning walk. While Dad was walking me I somehow managed to slip out of my harness. You can imagine my surprise when I saw Dad holding both ends of the leash. I was FREEEEEEE.

Dad told me to sit and stay which I did right up until he was 6 inches from me then it was time to play catch me if you can. Dad yelled at me but I just thought it was the funniest thing. The more I refused to listen and run away the angrier Dad became. I ran around the corner onto the next block. I would let Dad come over while I taunted him with my butt up in the air and my wagging tail and then I would run away. When Dad finally caught me he snapped the leash on me and hauled me off to home.

Dad was now late for work which made matters worse. He deposited me home and off to work he went. I didn't even get my usual good girl treaty before he left, hmmf.

I don't feel I got my due process. No jury of my peers, no lawyer, just a sentence handed down... GUILTY.







I should call my human sister Melissa, she's a lawyer, although she's watched me so she might side with Dad. I will have to wait till the parole board (Mom) comes home to spring me. Wish me luck.

Luna-tic

Please Contain Your Laughter

I should have known Mom was up to something when she came home from the stores and was trying to lure me over with treaties while holding one hand behind her back.

No I'm not trying out for a part in a broadway show, this is my Halloween costume. What happened to the Underdog costume I picked out???

Do I look like a horse? Although I feel like the back of one. As you can see my weakness for treats is my downfall.




Mom keeps asking me how old is Daddy. What am I supposed to do wag my tail for each year? This is just not right. I have to wear this and give away perfectly good treats to human pups that come knock on our door.

I tried running around the house to get little Sir Lancelot off my back and all he does is bob back and forth waving his sword. Mom and Dad were laughing so hard they were crying.

I don't even like hay.

Luna-tic